Sunday, May 29, 2011

And GOD created penis..

After creating
heaven and earth
animals and plants
seas and mountains ,
God created man
in his own image
with eyes and ears
head and foot
exactly like him.
And Adam asked GOD
''what is this
and what is this for GOD?''
GOD grimaced at the thing
he was holding
but said ''that is penis
you dig women with that''
Adam asked ''what is a woman?''
then He had to create woman
from his rib bone
and said with a long sigh
''LET THERE BE SEX''